Parody - Two Black Cadillacs

So do you ever have something really dorky that you like to do? I make parodies of famous songs for fun. They often come to me when I am driving in my car so I sing the words to the tune of the song playing, and then I laugh at myself. I laugh because the words are usually ridiculous and I am no Celine Dion, I'll tell ya that. :) These parodies usually revolve around my cooking experiences (often disastrous), which gives much to write about. This parody is of the lovely Carrie Underwood's Two Black Cadillacs, that I call Two Black Angus Cows. It's about animals fighting back against being slaughtered for human consumption. :)

Now if I could only find someone to sing my parodies and make music videos for me...

TWO BLACK ANGUS COWS:

Two black Angus cows in a pasture eating hay

Sunlight shining bright in the middle of the day

One is for her hide

The other for the farmers to milk her night

Two black Angus cows meeting for the first time

[Chorus:]
And the horses said he was a good man

And the chickens said he was a good friend

But the Angus in the two black veils didn’t bother to cry

Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye

They took turns laying some straw down

Kicked a hoof full of dirt into the deep ground

They didn’t want any more of their farm friends to die

Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, Bye

Two black Angus cows, two black Angus cows

Two months ago the Angus noticed less of their friends around

Turns out, farmer man was taking them into town

They decided then he’d never get away with doing this to them

Two black Angus cows waiting for the right time, right time

[Chorus:]
And the horses said he was a good man

And the chickens said he was a good friend

But the Angus in the two black veils didn’t bother to cry

Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye

They took turns laying some straw down

Kicked a hoof full of dirt into the deep ground

They didn’t want any more of their farm friends to die

Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, Bye

Yeah, yeah

[Bridge:]
It was the first and the last time they saw each other face to face

They shared a snouty smile and just walked away

And left the secret at the grave

[Chorus:]
And the horses said he was a good man

And the chickens said he was a good friend

But the Angus in the two black veils didn’t bother to cry

Bye, Bye, Bye, Bye

They took turns laying some straw down

Kicked a hoof full of dirt into the deep ground

They didn’t want any more of their farm friends to die

Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 

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Nighty night, y'all. :)

-With One L